Harriett, Ashley and I sat in their room feasting on gummy
worms trying to come up with a plan for Ree and Chet.
“What if...” I spoke prematurely. “What if... you took him
out to a fancy dinner and then brought him back here for a movie. Ashley can
crash with me.”
“I could... It’s just a lame thing to offer up after he
thinks he’s going to a formal.”
I was dejected. “Yeah.” I had asked Mark what he would want
to do if my pledge party had been cancelled. He made some vulgar references to
some acrobatic bed moves. I slapped him.
Ashley bolted up. “You guys are depressing me. I’ve got to
go to conditioning. If you don’t have this figured out by the time I get back,
I’ll combust!”
I also asked Yvonne, she just mumbled about how Rich would
understand because he’s just a total
doll. I swear, she’s love sick. Bad. As Ree and I were sitting in silence, there
was a knock at her door. We shared a confused glance while Ree stepped to the
door.
“Oh, hey Chet.” She said mostly for my benefit. I took that
as my cue to leave.
After I reached my room, Candace was nowhere to be found. She
had casually mentioned some screening of some kind of French play or something somewhere
downtown. I’m sure that’s where she was...
It was midday, and I was exhausted after not sleeping well
the past few nights. I didn’t sleep all that great at Mark’s house, because
parents. And I didn’t sleep much the next night because we were appropriately
celebrating our exchange of “I love you.” And last night I had a paper to
finish. I may have forgotten about it until the professor sent the class an
email detailing how we were to submit the papers. Luckily I could take a nap
before the dodge ball game I’d been asked to go to for Beta.
The dodge ball game was kind of boring. Beta shut out Alpha
Delta. They didn’t win one of the three rounds. No surprise, as the signs say, “Betas
are BALLERS!” Haha, I crack myself up.
Harriett text me during the game; she asked me to come over
when I had a minute. After the match I headed over to her room. She was sitting
on her bed reading an OK! when I walked in.
“Why do you insist on reading such crap?” I asked.
“Why do you insist on being such a kill joy?” She countered.
“Why do you insist on not telling me what happened with Sir Handsome
this afternoon?”
She clapped frantically. “Ahhhh!” she wailed. “So, he came
in. And I was trying to beat around the bush. And he was all ‘Oh, so sad news
about the formal right?’ and I totally played dumb.” She was talking a thousand
miles a second. I couldn’t get a word in had I wanted to. “And then he looked
at me like I was stupid and told me he knew I had to know the party was cancelled,
because all the ODPs got an email. I looked so stupid. So I just nodded and
said that it sucked. Well! He then offered to take me to his lake house with
some of his friends and their ODP girlfriends!” She yelped.
I hugged her. “Ree! That’s awesome! You’re going to have
more fun than at a stupid dance! Who is going?”
“Two girls in my pledge class and then like 4 or 5 sophomore
ODPs. He said he only asked guys in his fraternity that were seeing ODPs.”
“That was so nice of him! Y’all are going to have so much
fun!” Just then, my phone buzzed. Candace.
Hey, there is some big
package in here with your name on. Know anything about it?
Nope, I’ll be back in
soon. Sorry.
I ran back to the room. What could she be talking about?
What kind of package could I get?
On my bed sat a big box. Probably at least three feet wide
and two feet tall. I opened it. And balloons flew out! How magical was this!!!
Inside were tons of Beta themes gifts. A card was situated
at the bottom.
Kathleen,
Sorry for the scene.
We’re usually not this obscene. I know you’ve been busy, but this gift is
pretty nifty. You’re great, but my identity will have to wait...
Love, Your Anonymous
Big Sister
All I could think was that this girl’s rhyming game was
WEAK. But seriously, WHO IS SHE?!
Glad you're back. I hope your dog is doing well and that you had a great thanksgiving.
ReplyDeleteThanks so much! My girl is doing as well as any 16 year old Labrador, I'd assume. Thanks for asking!
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Weren't you suppose to resume posting? I remember you posting that a couple weeks ago. I hope all is well and you'll resume writing soon!
ReplyDeleteI have! This post and the last are new. I've just back dated them for the sake of chronology because I'm super type a. Ha!
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