Well, I learned the meaning of the whole, “the first bus is
lame” concept. No one is there when you get there. It’s like you were the first
person to the party. And it’s kind of awkward and everyone feels out of place.
Luckily! That only lasted for about 30 minutes until the
second bus arrived. With the second bus brought all the upperclassmen and their
dates. Let me tell you, they were ready to party. Yvonne, Rich, Mark and I were
sitting at a table waiting for the rest of the Beta’s, when suddenly they came
rushing in. It then felt like a party, and I felt like a real sorority girl.
Rich looked at Mark with this sad look. “Dude,” he spoke
solemnly, “my flask is empty. I don’t think I’m going to maintain this buzz
throughout this whole thing.”
Mark cracked up and nodded. “I’ll get Leslie to get us
something. We’ll be fine.”
Yvonne and I shared strained looks. “Guys,” I spoke
deliberately. I didn’t want to be a killjoy. But... “If either of you get
caught drinking underage or cause any kind of problems, it’s not you that gets
in trouble it’s me or Yvonne. So, be smart?”
Mark nodded and got Rich to agree. “Babe,” Mark said softly.
“Let’s go dance. Don’t you worry about a thing.”
Mark drug me out to the dance floor and that was when I
learned he was actually a really decent dancer. I’m not talking about grinding,
booty-popping. He was actually a decent, real dancer. He kept in step, he was a
good lead, I was shocked.
“Where’d you learn these moves, Don Juan?”
“Jose Cuervo.” He joked. “No, seriously... When my sister
had her debut I was a junior escort for one of the girls, and I had to take
dancing lessons. Well, as you can see, I’m a natural. Then when it came time
for girls in my grade to have their debutante balls, I got asked to two or
three a season. And, now you reap the benefits of a really awesome, super
talented, devilishly handsome boyfriend.”
“Gag me with a spoon!” We continued to dance until Rich came
over and said he’d found drinks. After that, we did a few shots, and to be
honest, I can’t remember much...
The next morning, Yvonne and I woke up in my bed. I was
totally disoriented. Why was I with her? Did either of us have a bad night?
It was 9:15, so I shook Yvonne awake. “Hey,” I spoke softly,
realizing the severity of my hangover, “what’s up?”
Yvonne cracked a smile. “You don’t remember?” I shook my
head. “Oh,” she began again, “Well, when Rich and Mark were about to take us
back to their rooms, you informed them we were ladies and wouldn’t sleep with
them. So, you politely asked they drop us off here together.” She wasn’t mad,
she was laughing. For that, I was thankful.
“Why would I do that?” I now was laughing.
She smiled. “I told you I thought it was too soon for me to
sleep with Rich, so you made up that dumb excuse for me. It was really sweet.”
I smiled back. “But wait!” I squealed, hurting my head. “He
didn’t like get weird or try to be pushy with you? Because if he did...”
She interrupted me. “No! He was a total gentleman... I think
I could... I think I might like him.” She dug her head in her hands.
I shook her shoulders excitedly. “THIS IS PERFECT! HE’S
PERFECT! YOU GUYS ARE PERFECT!” We then cracked up, and went right back to
sleep.
When I woke up again at 11, Yvonne had left a note saying
Rich asked her to breakfast, but she didn’t want to wake me. I saw I had missed
a call from Mark, Ree, and my mom. Mom left a voicemail saying the pictures
that Leslie sent were adorable, so I just sent her a text telling her I had a
wonderful time.
Ree rarely called, so I called her back first. She was a
text girl, so I knew something was up. Surprise, she didn’t answer. I left her
a voicemail asking her to call when she had a second.
Lastly, I text Mark and told him I was going to take a
shower and he could come over whenever he wanted. I was hoping sooner, rather
than later.
When I got out of the shower Mark was sitting in my room
waiting on me. “Good afternoon!” He got up and kissed my cheek, as I walked
behind my desk to get dressed. “How ya feeling?”
“Rough.” I responded honestly. “But thanks for going with me
last night. You’re the best. Now, can we please go get some food?”
Just then, as I was putting on my clothes, my door slung
open. Harriet ran in with a look of sheer bewilderment. “Kathleen! Where have
you been? I’ve got some serious news!” She totally ignored the fact that I was
only in my underwear and Mark was sitting on my bed.
“Hungover?” I looked at her quizzically. “What’s wrong?”
“ODP is on social probation for grades and the school won’t
let us have any functions. So, our pledge party is cancelled!” She was clearly
upset. I don’t blame her. I would be upset, too.
“What happened?” Mark seemed sincerely concerned.
“We fell below a 3.0 GPA average, and they have the right to
cancel any social functions. I’m so embarrassed. I just asked Chet to the
party, now I have to tell him it’s off.” And there was the meat of the
problem... She was upset about blowing off her TOTALLY hot date.